by ussherpress, 288d ago, 45 views

So you're a troll. (By the way, the other option was 'adventurer'. Why can't trolls be adventurers, too? That's sort of trollist, isn't it? Anyway, I digress...) You find the nearest mirror and take a good hard look at yourself. Well, not too ugly. You have long purple hair flowing straight up out of the top of your head. You've got big eyes and a big nose, but a small body. You're naked. While you're staring at yourself in the mirror, you hear a knock on the door.